OFFICIAL PAYSLIP
Your boss pays you to poop.
Might as well track it.
Earned at $25/hr while you read this page:
Corpo Dump clocks every dump, smoke break, and lunch heist on company time, prints you a receipt, and hits you with a year-end W-2 of wages stolen back.
Android app coming soon to Google Play.
FORM 69-A · EMPLOYEE INTAKE
How much does Corpo pay you to poop?
Assumes 5 workdays a week, 52 weeks a year. Satire, not financial advice.
THE APP
Clock in. Sit down. Get paid.
Live money ticker
Throne, Smoke, and Lunch modes. Watch the cents stack up while a pixel CEO loses his mind.
Hostile takeovers
Using someone else's bathroom? Bill them for the water, toilet paper, and Wi-Fi, and build a portfolio of every company you've acquired.
Shareable receipts
Every session prints a receipt made for your group chat, your story, or your boss's inbox (don't).
Corpo Wrapped
A year-end W-2(ish) of wages stolen back: total reclaimed, longest dump, peak slacking season.
No accounts. No tracking.
Your ledger lives on your phone. HR will never know.
